Frederik

Frederik’s are the greatest boyfriend anyone could ever wish for! They are an extremely rare breed, known as the Nordic Aliens located in the heart of Pleiades. One has been sent down to earth disguised as the most handsomest guy ever to exist. He has the most beautiful blue eyes, soft looking hair, perfectly sculpted face and not to mention a body of a sex god. Anyone to meet a Frederik are considered the luckiest humans alive. He will make your life go from bad to good, your mood go from sad to happy, your heart go from broken to whole. He is sweet, kind, caring, loyal, funny and the best thing to ever happen to someone! You just fall instantly in love with him and being loved by one is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go. You’ll want him to be in his arms forever!

Extremely a Frederik

by Potatohuskerian August 17, 2018

Friended

When you tells a boy/girl you like, that you have deep feelings for them and the boy/girl reply with something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just think of you as a friend"

Girl 1: "I went up to Jimmy last night and told him how I really felt."
Girl 2: "What happened?"
Girl 1: "I got friended."

Sally friended Andrew when he asked her out last night.

by JMACKLES May 19, 2009

Fried Rice

Uncontrollably high off of marijuana.

1. Yooo we just smoked like 4 L's, we fried rice!

2. What are you doing? About to get fried rice with my friends.

by kush-rolled November 26, 2010

Friederike

A girl known for her magical vagina. It's so soothing and tight you never wanna take it out.

Dude i had some of that Friederike last night.

by djfoster12 October 26, 2016

cum fried eggs

when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.

fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness

then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs

omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!

by jadesapenis May 13, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN

Self explanatory. Chicken that's fried in batter. Need I say more?

Fried chicken. Nuff said.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

fredex

FredEx is the nickname given to former Philadelphia Eagles Wide Receiver, Freddie Mitchell, by.... himself. Mitchell was picked in the first round by the Eagles and never amounted to any, besides making a catch that any damn WR could have made known as "4 & 26". He made up for his suckiness by trash talking players from other teams, and let his kick ass team cover for him. The Eagles finally did the smart thing and cut Freddie in early May of 2005. Freddie signed with the Kansas City Chiefs in late May of 2005. He was cut before he could even play a game for them because he sucks and still insisted to be called "Freddie" when he is a grown man.
Freddie Mitchell is now sitting in his mom's basement getting fat and watching the only 3 throws he caught in his entire life.

Other Freddie "FredEx" Mitchell nicknames include:
Fast Freddie, 4 & 26, Sultan of the Slot, and Douche Bag.

by Jay Dee Dubya December 28, 2005