four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.

having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

children

children is a plural word

these children are tasty children is child plural

by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021

Children

Mmm, yum yums.

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!

by Pasta. November 19, 2021

the children

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

Women and children

You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.

Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017