children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 08, 2017

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a small person a petafile likes

i like children

by il like men May 23, 2022

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little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

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The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 04, 2019

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