children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 May 23, 2018

Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."

by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

the children

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.

On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.

by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014

children

children is a plural word

these children are tasty children is child plural

by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021