Fint-flops

Sandles that are worn by Fintmin.

"Walmart has Fint-flops on sale this week"

by yaheardsound1 April 1, 2010

Whole Foods Heartedly

1) Most precisely used when speaking the honest truth to your foodie friends.

2) Another way of saying, I'm being as natural as possible, but about to eat your words anyways.

3) When you have a heavy heart and a gut feeling at the same time.

"Budweiser is the best beer ever."
"I Whole Foods Heartedly disagree. You need to barrel age that ish"
"Holy shit"
"Holy shit, Whole Foods Heartedly, I'm on to something, right?

by nochyowl December 2, 2015

Sqeak-Flops

When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops

Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

April Fools

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.

person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-

by go away please and thank you April 8, 2019

October Fools

On October 20th make somebody pissed about a small thing!

Person 1: “Stop flexing how rich you are!”

Person 2: “Nobody loves you”

“October Fools!”

by KyleEnvyKaren October 20, 2019

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

I beat you all! Hahahahahaha!

Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.

Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.

by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014