Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

Flesh Tornado

The act of a man twisting his penis up and then releasing it, usually performed as a sex party trick.

I gave her a total flesh tornado tonight, after we finished, she was spinning in circles from all that spinning.

by ButtHairBurrito97 February 9, 2025

rotten flesh

Can you tell me how to cook one of these agian?

Dude:I can’t eat it it’s to hard. It tastes like leather. HOW TO COOK ROTTEN FLESH BRO teach me or I’ll be the heck out of you
Me:just deep fry it man

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 11, 2021

fleshed up

A euphemism to describe someone who has gotten fatter or chubbier since the last time you saw them. Used predominantly in Appalachian mountain speech.

“Wow, you’ve done fleshed up a lot since last year.”

by Compadre Andre April 20, 2020

Flesh Faucet

A vagina. Presumably a wet one

“Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet”

by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025

flesh mountain

A flesh mountain is when hundreds of midgets come together and pile onto each other before they soon become a flesh mountain

Hey Chad, you want to be apart of the flesh mountain tonight?

by datoneguythatyoumightknow December 20, 2019

waist of flesh

Something some low life calls a person to make their self look better than that person but usually this "Waist of Flesh" is an amazingly beautiful person who deserves the best.

Low life: Your such a waist of flesh
You: *Thoughts are self harm*

by whydowegettreatedthisway February 19, 2015