Flakegurt

A special kind of pervert that puts yoghurt on cornflakes and then eats it in public

The dirty bastard put yoghurt on his cornflakes, what a vile flakegurt

by Dick Wolf October 6, 2018

Flakian

Of or related to a Rhetorical tactic used to deflect attention away from an issue while absolving the user of all moral responsibility to actually do something about the problem at hand.

This is often characterized by the use of furrowed brows and obsequious platitudes to further spineless political ambitions while providing little substance or evidence of character.

Common trademarks of Flakian rhetoric are the use of phrases such as:

“Very disappointing”; “It troubles me”; “I do not take this lightly”; “this is not to be taken lightly”

See also: Gaslighting

Generic Politician: “The president’s recent actions on this are beyond troubling. We must see to it we get back to the work of the people. Jobs. Tax cuts. Economic growth. Let’s not let the other side politicize this and make it a distraction. I promise you, none of us take this lightly.” *Turns from cameras and heads to the fourth tee never to be heard from again*

Viewer: “God, I’m tired of this Flakian BS! Just admit none of you don’t give a damn.”

by @PoliticalProletariat October 19, 2018

Flak 88

Something you use to blow up your Soviet, American and British neighbor's house in Call of Duty

Once James took the Flak 88 and blew up Vasily and Gordon's house in Multiplayer

by the ww2 master November 14, 2018

Flaker

Slang for a person who has proven to be unreliable in following through with plans (often for gatherings or public outings).

Bill is such a flaker, said he couldn't catch up me at the game even though he accepted.

by Magical Industry July 22, 2019

Flakkanation

Being lit beyond comprehension.

It was at that point that Johnny realized he was headed to flakkanation.

by The wopaliscious one September 2, 2019

Flasky

Some absolute shitter who can't do anything for his life, looks 12, extremely rude, and has small dick energy.

That dude over there seems like a flasky... just look at the way he is dressed.

by yessiirrrrr September 26, 2019

Flake

Noun: Ernie
Definition : Ernie / someone who agrees to do something and bails out either last minute or "on purpose by accident".

Example One: "We were supposed to hang out, but he flaked."

Example Two: "I told her to wait a good two hours and then pulled an Ernie on her."

by 213bree January 8, 2021