First Relationship Blues

Common in first relationships when one has unrealistic hopes and dreams. Typically they fall in love in a short amount of time feeling they cannot live without their other half . Attachment and obsession are some of the many symptoms . After the relationship ends their life falls apart after the realization that the future they imagined will never come . After the breakup a stage of “blues” arrives where they deal with depression and sadness for months until enough time has passed to heal the wound.

He had a really bad case of the First Relationship Blues

by LoveDoctor72 April 7, 2019

First girlfriend syndrome

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends

"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"

by kvn23 April 21, 2010

First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.

Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"

by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010

First world Hungry

When you have a fridge and pantry full of lots of good food but won't eat anything normal because you crave junk food.

Girl 1: I'm soooooo hungryyyy! I need foooood.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.

Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.

by Schismic June 30, 2014

first come first served

When someone thinks they can steal your man/ thinks they have a claim on a person. Likes cocky boys

I said first, first come first served LOL

by First_come_first_served June 4, 2017

lol at first sight

When you see something for the first time and you lol at it.

Tim: Hey Jim look at that humorous debacle
Jim: lol
Tim: It was lol at first sight

by Smurfy12 March 30, 2010

Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class

by fetmeister February 11, 2009