Rye Old Fashioned

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.

Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.

by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025

Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018

Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.

"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

by Casinick August 14, 2018

fashion kills

A rework & sustainable clothing bizz based around the idea that fashion DO BE KILLIN THO

Hey did you know that fashion kills, want to buy this My Little Pony rework hoodie?

by Fashion Kills November 23, 2021

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025