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Edward

A pure, innocent, little boy that was a mistake. His mother was drunk when she made him. She doesn’t even know who the father is. She just blames alcohol and her libido. The resemblance between them is uncanny which is why some people think he’s a girl. His mother didn’t even name him, so people just call him Edward for some unknown reason. He grew up alone on the streets until a wizard turned him into a balloon.

Five years later, he saw his mother at a birthday party and approached her. However, his mother didn’t recognize him, so she ignored him. Because of that incident, he started haunting her and still haunts her until this day.
My advice is don’t abandon your child because they will turn into a balloon someday and start haunting you. Nobody knows if the mother was just hallucinating of her son. Some people just think that she felt guilty, so she just imagined the whole story.

If you don’t want that to happen to you just take care of your children and don’t abandon them. Your child may not turn into a balloon, but he will haunt you forever because you will feel guilty. Who knows, maybe he will actually turn into an object and really haunt you.
Edward was a mistake
by SomepersonthatknewEdward November 1, 2017
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James-Edward

when two people are passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with the other person.
Person 1: hey wanna go home
Person 2: Ye how about some James-Edward
Person 1: oh hell ye what about at midnight
Person 2: you got it
by @cammashely May 25, 2013
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Edward Cullen

A fairy, it is obvious, and he is lacking in all vampristic features. Find something that is very vampire about Edward...
Edward Cullen lives in the forest, is mythical, is super white, doesn't eat people, sparkles, was a virgin for 108 years, and creeps on younger people
by Chislett October 25, 2010
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Edwardholmes

"Babe that guy I pulled was a proper edwardholmes, he's naked in another room with another girl it's been 6 minutes:("
by Lotsofbabies12 January 11, 2017
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Edward

Edward is just a gay guy
Look at Edward that guy is gay and fat
by Nostylist September 18, 2019
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Eswatini

Eswatini, officially the Kingdom of Eswatini and formerly named Swaziland; officially renamed in 2018), is a landlocked country in Southern Africa. It is bordered by Mozambique to its northeast and South Africa to its north, west, south, and southeast. At no more than 200 kilometres (120 mi) north to south and 130 kilometres (81 mi) east to west, Eswatini is one of the smallest countries in Africa; despite this, its climate and topography are diverse, ranging from a cool and mountainous highveld to a hot and dry lowveld.
-hey did you just copy that whole paragraph of Eswatini from Wikipedia?
-yeah...
by Abridges528 May 19, 2022
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Mark Edward fischbach

Online gamer and youtuber. Often plays games with jacksepticeye (Sean McLaughlin) pewdiepie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg), muyskerm (Bob Muyskens), lordminion777 (Wade Barnes), or crankgameplays (Ethan Mark Nestor-Darling.
* Sees Mark Edward Fischbach * OMG thats markiplier playing with jack,ethan, bob and wade. Woah
by Squash banana April 9, 2020
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