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squirrel eater

Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.

Someone who you would not want to date.

There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
Nikki: So, Jeremy talked to me today..

Preslie: Eww that guy?! He's a real squirrel eater!
by SheeWolf June 17, 2012
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Lettuce Eater

Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.
Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.
by notgaytotallystraight July 15, 2014
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lotus eater

In modern usage, the term Lotus Eater is used as a pejorative.

It refers to self absorbed, psuedo-intellectual dope smokers who are prone to grandiose ideas, but insulated from the real-world consequences. Lotus Eaters think that their skewed subjective reality is analogous to all other peoples in all other circumstances - even disparate cultures on the other side of the world.
"The GI on the ground in Iraq can't really relate to the lotus eaters back home."

"The lyrics of Michael Franti heavily resonate in the drug-addled mind of the lotus-eater."
by Pinche Jose Ciudadano December 29, 2008
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Soap Eater

A man-child who eats saop. He probably is loud, annoying and drunk.
Alex just ate Soap! What a Soap Eater!
by Toby Tobi Tobe February 22, 2012
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pussy eater

to feast upon the flesh of a small furry animal known as a cat
Mark,what the f**k!!, what the hell are doing to that poor animal!
by WeVer September 22, 2003
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Turd Eater

I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
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Indian Eater

One who picks up something at the grocery store and proceeds to test it by taking a bite. Afterwards they decide they do not like the item, so they simply set it back on the shelf.
I went to get a box of Pazcki donuts from Meijer today and someone had taken a bite out of them.

Must have been an indian eater.
by w28 February 18, 2010
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