poop deck pirate

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

by Emyjo Ed January 10, 2007

parking deck

Parking Deck apparently is what we yankees call a parking garage. It also could be called a car park, although they usually are not park-like.

Looky heaa at this slick new parking deck, ain't she somethin.

by John Stigall November 17, 2006

Black & Decker Blowjob

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

by valere March 13, 2008

Inspectah Deck

The fucking best ass rapper alive besides the amazing, Donna "Woody" Wood. This nigga has got the mad hacks on all the bitches like james "Rabbi Glass Masta Y8S" and Ronald "Gbusk" Grzybowski. Don't fuck with this nigga, he'll get Big Nig after you with his bitch ass laugh. He also gets more from Molly then JJLinn ever did.

"Yo Dogg, did you see Inspectah Deck light those two kids up who were making fun of Michael Carl!? He's the fucking man!"
"Father my children Inspectah Deck, you broke ass HONEY DIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

by Honey Dippppp December 14, 2008

decked

To get beaten up or to beat someone up.

"You shoulda seen it! I proper decked him!"

by xx tasty xx December 10, 2004

deckball

A new sport that is played in a simulated zero-gravity arena. A really rough sport in which two teams with seven players go head to head to score a ball, which much resembles a volleyball, into the opposing team's goal.

The Deckball Hall of Fame, founded in 2398 AD commemorated the legends of the sport.

by EvilZach February 22, 2003