Music Player Deprivation Disorder

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.

1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010

Charlie Brown Drive-Thru

When you're trying to order food but all you hear through the speaker is wah wah wah wah wah.

I tried to place an order, but got the classic Charlie Brown Drive-Thru response. I couldn't hear a thing they were saying.

by Youreinchargeofthestalephabets September 13, 2014

Island pile drive

A fighting technique used by Rachet islanders. Taking their opponent by the head and ramming in the sand several times unail unconsciousness is reached.

That bitch Chanel gave her husband's baby's momma an island pile drive for asking for more child support. That bitch went down! Piledriving pile fight

by Drakey 313 July 25, 2016

driving asian

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.

Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!

by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007

Taxi Driver

The greatest film on the planet

"Taxi Driver fucking rules"

by Trazola Blue May 16, 2003

drive-by

Gangland massacre whereby the assailant(s) will open fire from the window(s) of a slow moving vehicle and speed off once their clips are spent.

There was a drive-by in my hood yesterday

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

drive the bus

(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.

"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)

do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?

driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!

by Captain Tickles March 26, 2010