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metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 26, 2013
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shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.
That bike seat went up my shocker dock.
by Knutmeg June 28, 2014
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locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
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k dock

An area close to water, where things can get uncomfortable or even weird. Typically high amounts of alcohol and moisture are present. Poor decisions are common, and somehow those who visit relate it to heaven. For believers, pulling away and tying back up are the highlights of the season.
We were having a good night, then visited “K dock”, and things only improved
by Haaaaaauh December 6, 2017
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Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
by Cock shot king February 2, 2018
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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
by SebiBaby May 27, 2018
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rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.
by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018
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