Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 26, 2013
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The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.
Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.
Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"
Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."
Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."
Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 March 9, 2016
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by Haaaaaauh December 6, 2017
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Get the Self-docked mug.The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
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