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dickie

Howdy, I reckon that's a nice dickie you've got around your neck.
by R to the V July 29, 2009
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Janice Dickinson

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.
Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"
by PXMTA Sweetheart March 26, 2009
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Dickityrubra

The act of rubbing the head of your erect penis on a woman's clit repeatedly.
During sex last night Coel said he pulled out for a mid-session dickityrubra. The girl liked it so much she gave him an ol' finger diddley.
by Willay May 13, 2013
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dickitus

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation
Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.
by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015
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Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick
Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.
by The Sniffler January 14, 2018
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Dickie Dance

When a man dances around in his boxers, semi-hard, thrusting his pelvis to have his penis flail in various hilarious directions.
to actually see a "dickie dance" refer to Tosh.0 season 3. not sure which episode but there all worth a watch
by TwisteDCroniK August 12, 2011
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Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench February 14, 2012
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