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diarrhea of the mouth

You have diarrhea of the mouth.
by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003
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Verbal Diarrhea

When your ass starts talking to you.
<m0ther> Did you do your homework?
<Billy's Ass> Go to hell you ass-faced witch.
<Billy> ... I didn't say that.
<m0ther> Oh golly!
by B-Drac August 12, 2003
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diarrhea of the mouth

a. where someone who is full of shit, usually a homeschooled student, who has no social skills says stupid crap that makes you want to slap that person and ask them why they are so dumb. Cured by shutting the hell up.

b. a lapse of the brain, resulting in duh de duh. Otherwise referred to as a JT moment.
God, Kevin has diarrhea of the mouth. He just opens his face and stupid crap just sprays everywhere.
by Scottie does know December 28, 2005
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Diarrhea Faced

To consume alcohol and get shit faced, sober up, and get shit faced a second time. We call that Diarrhea Faced.
"Yesterday afternoon G-money was shit faced off that cafe patron. Then he had McDonalds for dinner and sobered up. Quickly after he went to Maxes crib and did a keg stand. He got diarrhea faced!"
by BJCkillas March 8, 2012
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Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.
"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"
by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008
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dick diarrhea

Man i have business law for 3 hours tonight, hope i don't get dick diarrhea
by templemkting11 November 15, 2010
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diarrheading

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.
(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!
by demar77 March 10, 2010
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