cunt

An overbearing bitch that brings shear misery to one's life

Damn son, that Kelly Groff is such a cunt!

by Rusty T. Bone October 4, 2011

Cunt

A way of creating emphasis in a sentence, or demanding action.

Get us a cuppa tea cunt!

by Mrs Manners July 14, 2015

Cunt

A name to call a best mate / bro at all times anytime, anywhere.

Whatsup cunt? Whatcha up to?

by Cilver Lynx June 15, 2016

Cunt

A usually derogatory term, unless you are in Australia. If you live in Australia it's fair game to say at will. (Don't blame me if you get slapped or worse)

Josh: Hey mate
Me: Eh wot the cunt do ye want?

by RandomInternetKid March 2, 2017

Cunt

You, whoever the hell you are.

Stop reading this cunt.

by 3Guyonthecouch3 May 24, 2011

cunt

if means "friend" if you live in Australia

“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”

by Peroxium November 23, 2015

Cunt

A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.

Cunt is perhaps the finest Anglo-Saxon expletive known to man, or woman.

by oharthur February 16, 2015