broken clock effect

it means that even a complete idiot can get something right, if only by accident.

it is only the broken clock effect keeping him out of the unemployment line.

by andy pucko October 2, 2003

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009

clean your clock

to completely trounce someone in a game of sport or skill; to beat completely or utterly

"You want to play tennis with me? Cool, but be warned — I'll probably clean your clock."

by Steveryone March 5, 2019

chockas

fuller than full, packed, filled to the brim, crowded...

Mate, this pub is absolutely chockas, let's go to the Strip joint down the road..

by Sawbones October 16, 2005

Pimms O' Clock

An exclamation of when something is excellent or very good. Originating from the advert of Pimms (British Drink, traditionally associated with tennis and the posh).

A day off from work? To go skydiving? On a Friday? Pimms o' clock alright.

by Kent, England June 13, 2005

chocko socko

Taking an old dirty sock with you into an alley. Quickly shitting in it. Then proceed to run out of the alley and slap someone with the shit filled sock.

"His face smelled like shit having been hit with a dirty chocko socko"

by Diablo June 6, 2003

clockrupt

Having more time commitments than one actually has time for

Harvey realized he was clockrupt when it dawned on him that he had committed himself to be at the sales meeting on the exact afternoon of Suzie's recital.

by Skip Mendler January 12, 2006