croptard

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.

I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.

by SgtBoom May 31, 2021

Cropius

Twice as much as copious! Double the abundance double the quantity.

I smoked a cropius amount of weed and now I cant ....

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2021

Cropious

Twice as much as copious! Double the abundance double the quantity.

I smoked a cropious amount of weed and now I cant ....

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2021

Cropdusting

Verb - The practice of Cropdusting is when you pass gas just before a rollercoaster speeds up - making your gas “fertilise” the “field” of people behind you.

“Hey man, I just cropdusted the entire ride, it was fucking hilarious”

“Did you hear Matt’s intending on cropdusting everyone at Alton Towers?”

by Linden2K September 10, 2021

Croplosion

Discovered in late 2021, a rare and extremely hard to diagnose disease. Symptoms often include; irrational outbursts with regards to cryptocurrencies and/or the blockchain, anger tantrums regarding current crypto pricing, and a general negativity towards cryptocurrencies.
The first recorded case involved crypto.com, hence the name "Croplosion".

"They've gone mad, they've got Croplosion"

by Un1x November 20, 2021

croptopper

A girl who has a constant desire to show her midriff in order to receive attention.

She's such a croptopper; if her shirt was any shorter I could see her neck.

by mrsspanks May 24, 2022

Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022