canyon critters

pimps that are bigger than Sam Curtis will ever be. They get way more girls and pussy then he ever will.

Chris is the pimpist canyon critter there is.

by canyon gangsta November 29, 2004

Crittle

Crystal Methamphetamine

I gib you toofiddy for a hork a dat criddle

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Crite

From the word critter meaning monster or mob in a video game. This term started with my friends and I while playing the first Doom. I believe my uncle coined the term. Variations can be like: Boss Crite, Floaty Crite, Explodey Crite, etc.

Loads of crites come out of that door, kill them all.

That was one baddass demon crite.

by JDFaknthal January 28, 2009

Critter

Any human that can be discribed as any of the fallowing

:fat, greasy, smelly, poor, nasty, very stupid, or ugly. A term normaly said by rich snotty pretty people

Ugh, look at that critter crew! Stay away or you will stink for days son!

by rich kid. June 14, 2009

critter

An unattractive female. often resembling a RAT.

Dat bitch is UG-LEE she is a robeast
she is a critter

by John Belushi May 6, 2003

Critch

An itch of the crotch

(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'

by Orinoco June 11, 2006

Critical Mass

Another far left wing terminology to support diversity. Another name for a racial quota.

"Critical mass" means that it is important for a sufficient number of "minorities" to be enrolled on campus so that they not feel "isolated." When the number of blacks dropped at UC Berkeley following the passage of 209, the opponents of 209 argued that the drop in black enrollment created a "hostile environment" for those enrolled. "Critical mass" theory also means that the remainder of the student body needs to see enough black faces so that they can benefit from "diversity."

Don't listen to that hippie fart sniffer, critical mass is just another term for a racial quota.

by Ballsackinthatface April 3, 2013