Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

alex cramer

A cunt and or pussy

Your an Alex Cramer

by Zonated October 3, 2017

Mason Capers

When you drink sperm

I just mason capers with my girl

by Chiefman11 October 15, 2017

the chaperone

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.

I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017

Lauren cramer

Thot, don’t date her

Lauren Cramer is a girl to never date

by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018

Strawberry Cramper

A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.

Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).

"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".

by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019