Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick
Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.
by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015
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Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.
We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.
by happyfling September 15, 2011
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Craig

Why are you being Craig?
by poor grasshopper November 23, 2021
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Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963
"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"
by Homie The Third August 23, 2021
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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had
Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married
by Sexydimma March 21, 2017
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Craig Mcgorry

Do you have Mr. Mcgorry?
Yes! He's so Punny!
So Craig Mcgorry you mean!
by Valdezinator December 22, 2020
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