A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
Get the parker countymug. A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.
Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?
That's how county work is done.
That's how county work is done.
by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020
Get the County Workmug. A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
by anonymous February 7, 2023
Get the Escambia countymug. by CallmedaddybecauseIbangyourmom September 5, 2021
Get the Putnam Countymug. Mayville and Horicon where all hell goes to die marshman are zombies and the cardinals resting ground are here,
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.
by hello california November 7, 2020
Get the Dodge countymug. A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
by grantice November 19, 2021
Get the county gogglesmug. 