Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.
Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.
Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.
Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.
Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Cooter boxmug. When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011
Get the Cooter Protectormug. You level up to cooter destroyer when you reach level 100 of cooter killer. To do this you must absolutely kill it with the ladies and get all the cooter you can possibly get.
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
Get the Cooter Destroyermug. by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007
Get the sloppy cootermug. by Disfatbitch November 15, 2019
Get the Cooter-johnmug. by Big D Jones May 29, 2021
Get the zipper cootermug. by Eric November 1, 2003
Get the teh cootermug.