Nigga contract

A nigga contract is a casual but formal contract that is used in rare occasions when both parties are in a major disagreement, The purpose of a nigga contract is to solve the disagreement by providing mutual benefits which both parties agree of. The nigga contract can be created vocally or trough writing. Breaking a nigga contract can cause heavy consequences.

Mike: Why did you quit Dark souls?
Milan: its boring, why did you quit fallout 76?
Mike: this matter can only be solved trough a nigga contract

by garytheemperor March 2, 2021

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Confusialiby - Construsiasius

Confusialiby is a disability which involves certain brain functions to not work as well as missing 14th and 3rd chromosomes. It means they are confused about their existence and why they were perceived in this world. They get confused very easily about when they were born, their name and also they grow an obsession with one particular person. Usually names like Jordan and stuff like that.

Hey Jordan! It's me Jarod... Wait.. what year was I born? Hmphhh gotta bong? I'm a drug addicted I have confusialiby - Construsiasius

by Jarod Kasbowsbi March 3, 2021

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Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

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blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

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