toilet condom

when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.

MARK: hey i got to take a dump.

PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?

MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom

PHAREESH: Oh ok.

by smash ink March 31, 2010

natures condom

another word for ones ass

Person 1: We were having sex then she bounced up and got on all fours.

Person 2: You mean...

Person 1: Yes sir. She wanted she wanted it in her ass.

Person 2: Well it is natures condom.

by ATHF Romulox June 24, 2010

Condoleeza Rice

a bitch that can burn in hell,

this bitch, dr. rice, got a degree and cna lie to the dumbass prez's face. go to hell bitch, america hates u.

by vick the man April 15, 2005

Condom Ring

the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)

Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?

Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....

by Spinman75 December 4, 2009

condoflage

To try to cover up the purchasing of condoms at the supermarket by filling up the cart to the gunwales.

I tried to condoflage the week's ration of Trojans last night but the clerk blew it when she called for a price check on Trojans XL over the pa system!

by Attika-Elvis October 7, 2009

condom

a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.

a condom is made of latex, and is used to have safe sex

by a.e.p June 14, 2010

Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016