Store Clerk:Your new starter is gonna be $512.67 +Tax.
Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?
Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?
by bustasesh June 10, 2010
1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.
by Nick D November 17, 2003
by arkusas October 02, 2016
A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.
Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
by Gavin Michael September 19, 2008
'That girl has a great personality, she can come to my gig!'
'I am tripping the fuck out, you should be at my gig!'
'I just found $2 under my car seat, come to my gig!'
'What do you mean you have to study, just come to my gig!'
'There's a party in my pants this saturday, your name will be at the door, come to my gig!'
'I am out of weed, please come to my gig'
'I am tripping the fuck out, you should be at my gig!'
'I just found $2 under my car seat, come to my gig!'
'What do you mean you have to study, just come to my gig!'
'There's a party in my pants this saturday, your name will be at the door, come to my gig!'
'I am out of weed, please come to my gig'
by gigsbrah February 06, 2015
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.
Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 26, 2019
An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.
Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"
Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"
Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You're a bad friend, and I'm so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?
Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?
Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?
by WordsmithOwl August 07, 2016