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No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023
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Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.
I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!
by La Tortuga September 29, 2023
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pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013
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toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey
Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column
by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018
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Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic
“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
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my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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condomobile

The car a jock asshole uses to bone everyone's girlfriend in. It is mainly a word used by the rocker kids whose girlfriends are getting banged by said jock asshole.
That fucker, Dylan, took Tara to his condomobile and tapped the shit out of her!
by Whomping Bobulon October 8, 2005
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