Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee
Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face
by Reaker May 31, 2018
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Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.
Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee
by Squiddick January 04, 2019
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Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.
I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.
by Blumpkin_Spice May 07, 2015
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Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.
by kaffeeaddict May 08, 2019
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 27, 2010
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Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.
Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.
by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009
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