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Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".
Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.
by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022
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coffee dunk

when you dip your penis into iced coffee, and then get a blowjob.
this iced coffee is so good i could coffee dunk you
by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021
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Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.
I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.
by matgorzata June 14, 2019
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Coffee homo

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee
by PhilthyM June 11, 2018
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss
Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch
by Wurmpool March 2, 2020
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Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.
Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.
by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020
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