Cock Fiend

A person who wants the cock constantly. Can't be in the presence of one and not touch it.

DAMN! why am I such a cock fiend?

by SmartOne April 24, 2005

cock for dolly

A perfect fit, or especially appropriate.

Can you hand me that wrench? This one's too small... Ah, now THAT'S the cock for Dolly!

by bB March 22, 2005

Cock wig

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

by berk13 May 27, 2009

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

Cock guy

An impulsive male or female, with a bad attitude.

Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy

Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?

Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.

by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020

Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021

Cotswold Cock

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.

They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023