clocking

the art of fucking someone in the japseye

harry was caught clocking chris

by bigdogbellos December 15, 2011

Cooking the Books

When a girl wears a flattering shirt that brings attention to her breasts, and hangs down to cover her fat roll. The term indicates that she purposefully misrepresenting the 'goods'

That chick is kind of cute, but I think she's cooking the books a little with that shirt.

by texaswordsmith August 19, 2008

cooking on gas

feeling giddy in the head, so happy that you could bust

"Since I found this new girl I'm just cooking on gas."

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

Cockinator

Giant asian dick, which is uncommon, in North Korea!

Kim Jung Il, does not have a cockinator in his pants, meaning, he doesn't get laid.

by Blunderr January 31, 2010

cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter

"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"

by joser2001 April 17, 2006

barbie-cockin'

1) Being in an extreme state of excitement.

"Dude i'm fucking barbie-cockin'"

"Man i was barbie-cocked to the max"

by Captain Underpants II June 7, 2007

cockinvag

Sex, Plain and simple

Kid: Dad mom's making cockinvag with some other dude
Dad: Meh she does it every night

by maol September 10, 2012