Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

corner clown

Hooker, prostitute

Look dad there's another one of them corner clown mom caught you with

by Larcol August 22, 2016

Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide

"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"

by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020

Gutter clown

A girl wearing so much make up that Pennywise wouldn't touch it

You catch that gutter clown over there?

Yeah, she's just missing the balloon.

by 99 Bottles February 15, 2018

Clown cam

When someone is caught lacking and is doing silly behavior

Guys just doing some Tom foolery. It's all fun and games till he's caught on clown cam

by Gh nigga September 21, 2019

nade clowned

A phrase used in a First Person Shooter game (i.e. Quake 2) when a player repeatedly frags an opponent using grenades only.

lollercaust: I pwn joo newb!

-lollercaust was popped by bloatedface's grenade-

bloatedface: nade clowned nub

by ezbik February 20, 2009

class clown

the one kid in your class who makes the lesson remotely entertaining

Insert name, you're such a class clown

by AlgoMarblerYT September 10, 2023