Chone

A chastity throne; namely a chair meant for only one person, thus making it a "chaste throne".

If I hadn't sat on a chone, I would be like a mouse in an empty desert. One who had just chewed on its own leg to escape the wrath of a snake, yet vultures loom high above my head.

by AwnuhBonana February 15, 2012

chonez

A spick that is homosexual.

Eww, look at that chonez giving Carlos a blowjob.

by Bryan Daniels July 24, 2008

Clodes

A nude photo where you are fully dressed and without sexual or explicit imagery

Girl: Don't send me nudes!
Boy: Why don't we send clodes instead?

by SRogers12 December 30, 2016

calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Chones

A another word for a cigarettes or money... Something all troublemaker kids don't need but often steal

He asked his friend if he could borrow some chones since he was all out

by Cukinondez November 11, 2012

cloke

cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard.

harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.

guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.

by sayyoumeanit September 25, 2010

chone sniffer

a person who sniffs anothers underoos

Dexter sniffs my underoos!! That damn chone sniffer!!!!

by Lickfest June 16, 2003