cleavey

Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.

Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley

by Gregchapman September 6, 2017

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Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018

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Clace

A combination between a clutch and an ace. This happens when for example a player manages to win a 1v5 situation after his whole team is eliminated. This is very rarely accomplished as it depends on both luck and a lot of skill.

OMFG, he did a fuckings clace! He‘s the ultimate clutchmaster!

by DrohnenJäger August 14, 2018

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Clace

Clace is the ship name between soulmates Clarissa Fairchild and Jace Herondale in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. It is *literly* the best ship ever and everyone who say

different is wrong. Clace is also my otp

IF YOU DON'T LIKE CLACE YOU ARE PRUBABLY JUST AN ASSHOLE. OH AND IF YOU LIKE CLALEC YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD

by Clace and malec lover November 1, 2018

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