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john clarke

by xfinxmarkx00 January 28, 2017
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Corey Clarke

There is no way to describe what the hell a 'Corey Clarke' is but someone with great music tastes!
Peter : "What type of Music do you like Clive?"
Clive : " I'm a Corey Clarke type of guy as i do not like rap!"
by Corey Clarke PBG November 22, 2021
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Clark

A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021
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Lynn Clarke

Man, our name has been Lynn Clarked.
by TINC:( December 4, 2020
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Clark

Verb: To clap and bark in appreciation of some moronic action or statement.
When that anti-vaxxer shit-talked that doctor on Fox, Dude totally clarked!
by Ekralc December 13, 2020
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Emily Clarke

Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*

"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"

I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
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Darrell Clarke

Massive fan of all things dogs
Also has yorkshire terrier porn on his laptop
Manager of the 2nd best team in Burslem
That darrell clarke guy is a massive dog wanker, I even heard he makes the players bring their pets to training sessions
by jamiewatsonwfc October 27, 2021
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