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Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.
I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009
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Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.
Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.
by Mathew Green August 10, 2016
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Ginger claps

Girl 1: I can’t wait to get ginger claps.
Girl 2: ooo no way do you have a ginger?
by KimmyPip May 28, 2020
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single clap

When a large crowd or audience decides to have one synchronized clap instead of a round of applause.
CJ: Okay I'm done clapping. Let's do a single clap.
by cpaul1850 December 3, 2011
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Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human
Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?
by Willie the wank sesh March 2, 2019
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Holy Clap

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016
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Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate
1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
by Aviate January 25, 2009
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