Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.

Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.

by Mathew Green August 10, 2016

Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi September 29, 2015

Dick Clap

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick

I got the loudest dick clap

by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.

These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.

by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016

Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

uwu clap

When something is so kawaii that it deserves a round of applause. Can also be used ironically to describe a situation that was not cute at all in order to mitigate it. Used similarly to ez clap.

I think I just failed my math test, uwu clap!

by jdotson January 24, 2019