Chronic Wal-martitis

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

by deanna03801 April 21, 2009

chronic blame pusher

someone who tries, sometimes compulsively, to scapegoat others with their problems; typically applies in a work environment

manager: hey, you forgot to turn in <x>.

chronic blame pusher: it wasnt my fault, it was <insert random employees name here>

by rnambo October 15, 2009

Bomb Chronic

A type of marijuanna, Fairly heavier than other ones.

smoke bomb chronic

by mariocn May 13, 2012

chronic

high quality weed best in south jersey

Kevin:what kind of bud is it
Anthony:chronic the best shit in south jersey

by nj4life May 10, 2008

Chronic

A term used for cheap marijuana all over the U.S.A to make it sound like its the best.

I got some killer chronic, but it only cost me $3.

by Visual September 3, 2003

Chronic masturbator

Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.

Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.

Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!

by Chewbaccas hair May 8, 2016

gin and chronic

1. the name for a meth lab derived from the use of anhydrous amonia, a common pesticide used in farming, to make methanphetamines. Came into common usage after the advent of Eli Whitney's Cotton gin, with reguard to the proximity between the pesticide and ginning aparatus.

Keep back a little; Lyle blew up that gin and chronic last week and burned off his eyebrows.

by jesse wboothe February 3, 2006