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chronically in love

“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”
by gracesmileyy May 19, 2022
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A11.Chronical

He has 3 big balls
A11.Chronical: I have 3 big balls
Everyone else: No one gives a shit
by TheRealP007AN June 11, 2022
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Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.
I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis
by Social Burdens November 8, 2018
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Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state
Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night
by Yupcharva May 22, 2018
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Gin and Chronic

Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way, dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.
I was telling my friend NR about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!
by jenny cool beans May 4, 2024
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chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."
by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022
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