Mom Check

This check is performed when you're not sure how a young women will look when she gets older. This will give you a window as to how well the women will age. You can look at her mother to determine several factors. These factors include but are not limited to: weight, build, size and mass.

I understand that you are interested in marrying Sally. However, have you completed a Mom Check? I saw her mom the other day and her figure was less than desirable.

by GDizzle4567 June 28, 2011

back cheek sneak

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.

Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.

by The Hag April 18, 2013

The Chelsey Effect

When one, while consuming alcohol, continues to keep drinking in excessive amounts, all in a short period of time, because they believe that they are perfectly fine and nowhere near being drunk. After a short while, the alcohol will hit them like a wall and they will become severely drunk, possibly going from giggly and happy, to lying on the ground and feeling sick in a matter of minutes.

Jack: “Dude, you need to slow down!”
Bill: “Nah man, I’m totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
Jack: “Man, The Chelsey Effect is gonna hit you so hard.”

by Stain Central June 23, 2016

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

GUDDI CHECK

AN INDIAN SLANG
a hard slap on the back of the neck.... for recreational purposes

SAGAR - Did your mom punish you for sneaking out of the house
Danial- YAH man, She gave me a GUDDI CHECK

by SAGABHAIYA December 5, 2019

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.

"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!

by Luk2 December 28, 2022