cescaballz

Someone incredibly funny yet awkward

I'm in a cescaballz mood right now

by vbnDPA December 13, 2023

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Centaur

An award that recognizes someone for doing it all -- being two things at once

The Centaur award goes to.....

by BriKoGB December 19, 2023

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Castanza

The act of leaving something at a given location to create an excuse to return, often in pursuit of a romantic relationship. Can be used as a non or a verb.

I'm going to castanza her by leaving my hoodie at her house.

You left your charger in his bedroom? Nice castanza!

by pjoles December 27, 2023

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Once in a blue moon you will stumble across a diamond in the form of someone that will change you forever. Cesar's are that diamond. There's a high chance you will meet a Cesar in a very unique, & wholesome way. They come into your life when you're least expecting it, & you will form an instant infatuating connection to them. Their personality is infectious, & addicting to be around. Some may find them to be crude, or even mean. But their obnoxious outbursts of silly banter & bullying hold no real depth. Under the surface they are the kindest, most loving, & loyal souls you will ever encounter. They are very reserved & personal people, with guarded emotions & a lack of trust. To be loved by a Cesar is to be loved unconditionally, purely, & eternally. Cesar's tend to have low self esteem in regards to their physical appearance. Yet to the outside eye, they are breath takingly attractive. Cesar's are protectors, leaders, & have away of bringing divided people together. You may easily find yourself opening up to a Cesar. They create a space that feels warm & welcoming. There are vast pool of words that can describe a Cesar. Funny, ratty, cute, kind, thoughtful, short, sweet, attractive, loyal, patient, respectful, bully, positive, alpha, helpful, and so on. Cesar's are well rounded individuals with ambition, & a means to make their dreams come true. If you've found yourself a Cesar, never let them go. For they are one of life's greatest gifts, & most valuable treasures.

I just met Cesar, he's an amazing person!

Whoa you're friends with Cesar?! You're so lucky!!

That's Cesar for you, always goofing around.

by RussianDwarfHamster January 30, 2024

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