Caffuzzeled

An experience of extreme confusion usually displayed via facial expressions

Bob looked very caffuzzeled this morning

by anonymous August 14, 2022

Caffeine

a concoction that a little gremlin by the name of nagiza likes to drink in order to avoid her daily dose of water

Person 1: why is Nagi so hyper
Person 2: they gave her caffeine so she's hyper now

by Lepanda768 December 23, 2022

Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen

1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.

2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.

3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.

I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Caffeinis

Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.

I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.

by SilverCurbsideProphet January 25, 2023

chauffeur driven Mercedes

A euphemism for a bus

I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.

by adirudi February 6, 2023

caffinobic

the fear of no more coffee

Mom can you get more coffee because I'm caffinobic.

by DaughterOfApollo22 February 27, 2023

caffeinetroverted

Getting energy from caffeine rather than being alone or with people like an introvert or extrovert.

He has a caffeine addiction, they must be caffeinetroverted.

by Comrade07 May 1, 2023