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Carson

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Be careful though, Carson's are usually gay (zesty).
Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.

Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 25, 2023
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Carson

He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.
That Carson, he’s the best.
by Live.life January 6, 2019
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carson school

A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.
by Madmoms June 8, 2017
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Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.
Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.
by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023
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Carson

A bop whore who always goes back to his ginger ex because he can’t love anyone else,
Bro you know carson? That’s the kid that leads girls on but ends up going back to his ex.
by certifiedbopness March 20, 2024
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Carson caging

The act of slurping an anus like a vacuum cleaner.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
Oh man he tried Carson Caging me last night
by Justthefactswithk January 6, 2025
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carson

A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!
carson likes it in the ass
by yeyyyy January 4, 2020
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