Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan

"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"

by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019

chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

by jh911 September 28, 2014

Chinese Prut

Lithium ion battery's that are unbranded and have most likely fake capacities.

What a scam, there is Chinese Prut in my replacement battery pack!

by Eenrandomaccountvoordezesite May 20, 2021

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019

Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Chinese Dufflebag

Having protected sex and after you tie it up and slap you're partner in the face with it.

AFTER I PULLED OUT OF TAMMY I GAVE HER A GOOD OLE' CHINESE DUFFLEBAG!

by Pho-King Germum November 1, 2023