bottom bollocks

Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.

1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.

2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009

bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men

i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits

by birth music death August 21, 2006

bollocksy pisscunt

An expression of utter contempt for someone, or thing.

What you lookin at ya fackin bollocksy pisscunt.

by Unstoppably Shit Gay May 13, 2008

go bollocks

An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.

"Well, do you get it?"
"Duhhhhh"
"Ah, go bollocks"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

bollock lick

licking of the testicles, usually enjoyed by ginger men with glasses.

Alan: Ohh yeah time for a bollock lick on my ginger ball sack.
Laura: YUM!

by mealot July 8, 2006

bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.

I hate bollockings.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore

Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore

by keeva February 22, 2008