Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

left brain / right brain

Describes how a process is developed to cater to multiple ways people may wish to use or view that process.

While some people prefer to use drop down menus, other people prefer to use images for navigation. Left brain / right brain development provides a solution for both so that both sides of the brain are happy :-)

by Michael G. Valentin September 1, 2003

brain bucket

Bicycle or motorcycle (or skateboard or scooter) helmet.

Lucky you had on your brain bucket, or they'd be all over the road.

by basbleu April 12, 2010

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

brain-ninja'd

(verb) to mess with a member of the opposite sex's head, usually by women. Originates from the comedy routine of comedian Dane Cook.

"Peter needed to talk after Maria brain-ninja'd him."

by strongbadia7 December 9, 2007

brain therapy

A slap on the head, usually the back of the head. Not hrd enough to really hurt, but suffient to shake up the recipient more than a little.

Often used in a group of males to "encourage" the one that's always a bit slower than the others.

"So that's three Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich .... Jim, what do you want ?"

"Err... a Big - no, one of those fish .... can I have nuggets ? No hang on, something with bacon ....."

<SMACK>

"Make your mind up NOW, unless you want some more brain therapy !"

"Ok, OK, Big Mac and Fries !"

by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008