William phoenix-bowers

A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.

“Who’s the most annoying prick you know?” “Oh it’s got to be William phoenix-bowers!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

Mrs. Bowers

We completely got you, we win you lose, game over, you played yourself.

Mrs. Bowers you lose

by woodpilecoops February 1, 2017

Garrett B. Bowen

A heart boy with a massive cock holy shit

also loves hentai!!

Wow his penis is huge he’s such a Garrett B. Bowen

by Reed Neese November 23, 2021