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bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh
by "Alright" October 2, 2019
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Bouncing on my boy's dick

What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams
Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours
by Chummmmm December 15, 2016
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Bouncer Fat

A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.
Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.
by bt3101 July 10, 2010
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dirty bouncing

A word made up by Comedian Christoper Titus that describes the act of sex.
A: There's this girl at the club that I'm going to hook up with.
B: Oh, you guys are going to be dirty bouncing?
by antidad September 11, 2013
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Bouncebreak

When you need time out of your hecktick work day, sometimes you need to take a break to stare at bouncing ladies on the internet (often in the form of a gif).

Most Bouncebreak's occur at BounceBreak.com.
"I need a bouncebreak, this meeting sucks."

"Time for a bouncebreak."

"I deserve a bouncebreak after all that hard work."
by bouncebreak September 20, 2012
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border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol
i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.
by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011
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