Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010

the Good Book

Idiomatic noun - an expression used to refer to the Christian Bible. It is typically associated with the Deep South or, less often, very pious Midwestern evangelicals. The term connotes a mood of rural simplicity and unwavering devotion to the Almighty.

An old grandmother in the southern parishes of Louisiana: "All you young people only know video games and violence. When I was your age, we listened to our parents, were dutiful children, and never let the Good Book out of our hands."

by Sean M. Turner May 4, 2020

Surfing the Book

Looking through a book to find information

Willow was surfing the book to find the main characters.

by Secret Millie September 23, 2020

book driveby

When you chose to buy college textbooks through other students, and when you meet up, it's basically like a drug deal but with books. Quick, discreet, and to the point.

A book driveby dialogue:

J: Hey man, you got that psych 101 we talked about?
M: For sure man, 50 dolla
J: Here you go..
M: Pleasure doing business with you!

K: Hey, you wanna have lunch?
L: Can't, I'm meeting up for a book driveby later.

by mizzP January 5, 2010

Book Stop

The public transport stop, after your required stop, that you unintentionally arrive at because you were engrossed in a book, or other introspective distraction (ie Facebook, Novel, Computer game, song, sleep.)

Glad my 'book stop' was only an extra 100 metres down the road, with the added bonus that I get to pass the coffee shop, otherwise getting distracted on the bus would have been a major problem.

by Degenhardt June 17, 2012

Shook in the book

When you are so shook that it goes in the book. Like you are so shook that it goes on record (in the book).

*shocking event*

Me: SHOOK IN THE BOOK

by Calynroxx June 20, 2018

Create This Book

Create This Book is a really nice prompt book made by Moriah Elizabeth.

Moriah Elizabeth is a really nice and funny YouTuber

Get the book, it's awesome I did some of it, it's super nice in case you have no idea what in the world to draw (like me half my life)

nobody: i drew everything possible, got any ideas???
awesome person who knows everything: well, you haven't. get create this book on amazon.
nobody: thx. i got it. i will have YEARS of drawing ideas!!!
awesome person who knows everything: i know. its awesome.

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022