bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

booby monger

1) you.

2) someone who mongers boobies.

3) someone who frequents boobies.

chaps is a booby monger.

by Zartanis July 16, 2009

bloby cock

when you cannot get an erection, your sex parter might find that it is deceiving when they receive that action. you must reasure them that you have "bloby cock" and it might make them feel better.

1.We cannot have sex when you have a bloby cock
2.My bloby cock cannot erect
3.Is you penis a bloby cock?

by Mr.BigBoy August 9, 2009

boobybobble

The act of setting in motion a woman's breast or breasts in such a way that they will thereafter move on their own for the longest amount of time possible. This can be done without hands via genital to genital intercourse, anal intercourse, or irrumatio (facefucking), as well as by many other means. However, the best results, i.e. the longest handsfree bobbling achievable, can usually be achieved with the use of one or both hands and by giving the breast or breasts a healthy shove or slap in a direction perpendicular or diagonal to the force of gravity. When bobbling both boobies, it is most desirable to bobble them each in different directions or at different frequencies, to avoid the slightly less pleasing visual effect of boobies bobbling in a synchronized manner.

"My tits are sore from all the boobybobbling you've been giving me." - Boobybobble Baby

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

Bloody muff print

when a girl is on her period and has pubic hair and sits on the toilet leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

A girl goes to the bathroom while on her period leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

by Lepic Dunce December 14, 2010

bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.

I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.

by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013