Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023

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it means you copy and pasted blob and maybe smashed your head on a brick wall

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by dsfgwadfswdwdwd November 17, 2023

blob

woman's breast

Janie has nice big blobs

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2023

Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle.

Ex: I got my hair done at the barber's shop over the weekend. When I saw my girlfriend on Monday, she told me I had a blob. What do I do?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Blobicile

A large morbidly obese person who takes up a significant amount of space has a terrible odor, produces a toxic smog, and has a dangerous gravitational pull.

Example 1: I could feel that Blobicile’s gravitational pull.

Example 2: I almost projectile vomited at the Blobicile’s disgusting smog.

Example 3: That stupid Blobicile takes up so much space in the damn hallway.

Example 4: That Blobicile has such a disgusting aura that forces me to change directions.

by Therealalpha August 15, 2024

Blobmaxxing

The act of deliberately trying to get as fat as possible, often to the point of immobility and being bed bound. Typically this is done as part of a fetish or because the person receives sexual pleasure from gaining weight.

“Dude, have you seen how fat Mia’s been getting lately?”
“Yeah, I’ve heard she’s been blobmaxxing.”
“What the hell is blobmaxxing?”
“Basically she’s getting really fat on purpose and trying to become bed bound.”
“Why on earth would someone get that fat on purpose”
“Idk apparently she has a fetish for it, it turns her on or something”

by T271 April 11, 2024