grundel bite

(n) When a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.

Dude, I coughed so hard from that smoke that I got grundel bite.

I doubled over from that grundel bite; I swear I thought my grundel was going to rip open!

by Lord of Cheese February 07, 2005

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cock bite

Where you get a blow job and your lass chokes on your dick and bites. Ouch!!!

Ma lass giv me a cock bite last nite dude u dont wanna try it.

by azza.06 July 02, 2006

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Beatle Bite

When you put your fingers up the vagina and anus then...snap.

I made her bleed when i used the beatle bite.

by william ferguson June 29, 2007

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Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

by Hard Hat Harold February 09, 2010

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