Wife's Best Friend

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera

From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "

by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009

Rhymes & Beats

Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.

Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.

by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008

best.worst.best

Something that is great and horrible at the same time.

Those grimy Dr Scholls exercise sandals you got at the thirft store are best.worst.best.

by better.worse.OK November 2, 2008

Bestskiii

Another word for bestie. Made by xxclusive.editzz from Instagram!

That’s my bestskiii right there, PERIOD!

by Adiaa January 24, 2021

beatskees

When something sucks and you can't do anything about it.

person #1:Yo I have four tests tomorrow and 2 papers due.

Person #2: Yo man you're beatskees.

by JNabs July 29, 2008

beatsuite

When you have the house/dorm all to yourself for the day and you can just stay in and beat off all day.

I would stay home from school at least once a month to get in a good beatsuite.

by ssi_bulldawg December 7, 2007

Beatsquad

Something or someone that is beat. Often used as a goofy alternative to saying things are bad, stupid, ugly, gross, etc.

Nick: See that girl over there?
Joey: Yeah the gross-ass one in the pink?
Nick: Dude shes not that bad... I'd tap.
Joey: Fuck that shit dude... that bitch is beatsquad.

by Joey Aaron January 12, 2009